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Official MUFC Maths Workbook:
Fans, and perhaps just admirers of the World's Greatest
Club will doubtless enjoy the release of The Official MUFC Maths Workbook, which
covers sums for practising Key Stage Two maths for 7-11 year olds.
1)
Chris lives in Guilford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to
travel to the Theatre of Dreams every other weekend, including limited edition
matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round ?
2)
How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead ?
3)
Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Jaap is 65 yards away.
If Roy can run at 21mph and Jaap can run at 16mph, who will be sticking their
vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does
not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way ?
4)
Ryan is a Welshman. Express as a percentage the number of internationals he has
missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for
the following Saturday.
5)
Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more
European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest ?(For one extra
mark : How many more than Reims ?)
6)
Phil has 30 international caps. If you take away the number of appearances when
he was the only adult male in England who could just about kick the ball with
his left foot, how many are left ?
7)
You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a
tumbling United forward have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box
? (Note : round your answers down to the nearest 20 metres)
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