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The following are all quotes from 11 year olds science exams:

H20 is hot water and CO2 is cold water
To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube
When you smell and odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars
Blood flows down one leg and up the other
Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the
bull
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them
perspire
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas
The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls
The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the
outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to
hitch meat to
The tides are a fight between the earth and moon. All water tends towards
the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
I forget where the sun joins the fight
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is
Equator = A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa

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